Billy W Shankin’s long big nose
Billy W Shankin’s long big nose
Stretch out beyond his smelly toes
It reached out further to grape-filled vines
And followed down the highway lines
To an ocean wide and deep and finally touched
The Himalayan Mountains’ peak
That’s quite a beak
Billy W Shankin
The Grandy Boys
The Granby boys from Marysville town
Did skip skip the path on down
To visit a girl named Jane Kwon Lee
And together had cookies and tea
Girl in the Picture at the Top of the Stairs
There’s a girl in a picture
At the top of the stairs
She’s standing in the sand
A sunny day at the beach
Hands on hip
Smile on her face
I have to ask
Whose child are you?
Where have you gone?
The sunny day is now far away
Your smile is just a memory
You’re a picture fading on the wall
Bears don’t wear underwear
What would you do if you met a bear
who did not want to wear his underwear
and he said as he stared at your chocolate eclair
“Hey kid, how about you share your chocolate eclair?
I’m just a poor hungry bear who doesn’t like to wear his underwear.”
Just say, “I don’t care if I share this chocolate eclair with you bear,
but please, put on some underwear.”
Candy Cane Lane Bring Down
Tripping down Candy Cane Lane?
Such is the cause of so much pain.
My teeth ache of this it’s plain
Too many sweets is insane.